Actual Literal Satan

the-frozen-city:

wizardjpeg:

let’s talk conversion rates. 

four goofs is equal to a gag. two gags? that’s a bit. and if youve got three bits, well you’ve got yourself a sketch baby

even if it isn’t, this is a justin mcelroy quote

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lord-kitschener:

iwastoolazytocomeupwithaurl:

infernalorchestrina:

smugsbunny2:

ceasepool:

Yeah.

Yes

she was an agent, a traitor!

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pandavalkyrie:

pandavalkyrie:

First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work

CLOWN!!!!!!

FUCKERS!!!!!!

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hashtagdion:

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah.

(via fuglyselfie)

goths7:

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

(via spongebobssquarepants)

so–something:

mariorgnino:

Anyone if you can please donate to Mexico City’s earthquake relief fund, there are thousands of people who have not food nor water and are gonna be homeless after this.

Please try to help, I love this city more than anything and I can’t stand seeing it like this.

We need as much help as we can have to rebuild it and anything will be appreciated.

https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/mexico-earthquake-and-hurricane-relief-fund/

More choices: http://themexicoreport.com/2017/09/12/mexico-earthquake-relief-efforts-and-links-to-donate/

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ruinedchildhood:

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insidiousmoonandry:

unregardless:

being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying

If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else

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